Breaking: Quantum Rehab reveals newest hire
Quantum Rehab has named Mya to the newly-created position of CBO (Chief Bulldog Officer), the company announced* during Medtrade last week.
“Mya is a perfect fit to lead this company forward,” said Pride Mobility Products CEO Scott Meuser.** "Her extensive experience in chew toys and high-end complex rehabilitation solutions will provide a great service to our customers."
Mya has attended over 15 industry trade shows and brings with her nearly four years of experience in digital media marketing as well as fetching. She holds a PhD in quantum mechanics from UC Berkeley.
In addition to her interest in retail, Mya is an avid snuggler and tug-of-war specialist.
Mya combines her extensive experience in sitting, barking and licking with her recent experience in a number of other areas, specifically public relations, legislative tracking, and as a board member of the Western Pennsylvania Humane Society. Her favorite color is brown.***
Mya with her executive assistant, Bryan
*Quantum Rehab never said this
**Scott Meuser never said this
***None of this is true